Ode to My Cell Phone

How do I love thee, let me count the ways…

I wake up and check you, but not before remembering to put a fresh charge on your battery before I go to bed.

Don’t forget the long walks in the park, and those great dinners ignoring my family while I chat with you.

Sometimes I talk to you even when there’s no one on the other side.

You always remember to remind me of important things, and I pilot my way through your user friendly applications.

I almost forgot the most important part: I can stay up-to-date with my friends on facebook right from the convenience of your screen.

Thank you cell phone, I could spend all day loving you online, and off.

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